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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs&NR=1

Not only is she omgsohot, she's omgsohilarious.

OH, and I think that dude is Bob's long lost brother.

So I got those 2 Polish Porters from Binny's the other day, Okocim and Ziewic. I tried the Ziewic first, and basically it sucked. It was like drinking WD-40. 9.5% alcohol, and it tasted every bit of it. Lousy, no personality, no real flavor to speak of, just lots of bitter lighter fluid taste.

The Okocim on the other hand... That was a good tasting porter. Weighs in at ~8.4% alcohol. Good, strong, rich flavor. I tasted some chocolate I think somewhere in there, or maybe some coffee. It was very good. A meal in a bottle. And gave me a smooth, mild buzz. Thumbs up.

I managed to beat the Item God 2 for the legendary Arcadia you get from Priere. Once you beat your first IG2 you receive a Hyperdrive, which when equipped allows you to warp to any spot on the map, except for the dimensional gate. This allowed me to finish the final level of Cave of Ordeal, and received some kind of crappy useless item for doing so. Oh yeah it was a wussified God's Hand. Anyway, it appears that I will have to get my thief up to level 3140 to be able to steal from Uber Prinny Baal, and Item God 2s. It seems that the very first time you face an IG2 they are carrying a copy of the item whose world you are in. So I'm not going to finish the Super Robo Suit until I am able to steal the Super Robo Suit from the IG2 there. For now, Laharl has it equipped at level 98, and now he's freaking uber powerful. I think his hp is at 480,000, and most of his stats are near there also. That's what enabled me to kill the IG2 for the Arcadia. I figure once my thief is high enough, I'll just cycle through a half dozen or so Super Robo Suit item worlds, equip them with Priere and Laharl, and then crush the Uber Prinny Baal. Or not, I guess I'll find out when I get that far.

I went to Binny's Beverage Depot in Orland yesterday for the first time, and holy shit I think I'm in LOVE! Wow. What a selection of alcohol they have, especially hard to find stuff. Although their first noticeable shortcoming is they have Wychwood beers there, but only in single bottles. Wychwood makes the oh-so-delicious Hobgoblin, Fiddler's Elbow, and others. On the bright side, they're only 2.29 a bottle, compared to $4.00 a bottle at Barley and Hops. Barley and Hops does have six packs though (although I bought the last two of Hobgoblin yesterday) for $15.00 a pack. Kind of expensive at ~$2.50 a bottle, but also convenient having the box to lug them around in. But Binny's does have more variety with regards to the Wychwood brews. I think they had like 4 or 5 different ones to BH's 2.

Anyhoo, I did buy a bottle of sake while at Binny's. It's called Wandering Poet. Awesome looking bottle, I need to get a bottle shelf or something for all my awesome bottles. It's like a semi-premium sake, and since I've never had sake before, it seemed like a good bet. I'll probably save it for NYE.

This guy I work with brews his own beer, and for christmas he gave us each a bottle of porter that he made. His last brew was an ale a bit on the bitter side at first, with a long smooth aftertaste. I wonder how this porter will be.

So two days ago it was in the 20s, today it's 50s and rain and gusty winds. WTF. Decembers in Chicago have gotten really wierd the past few years. I remember when I started my previous job in December of 2006, it was in the teens the first two weeks, then the last two weeks it was never below 50 degrees. The weather patterns are definitely changing.

My roof is leaking, due to a section of shingles being ripped off by the 50 mph winds a few days ago. Now that it's raining like crazy, water is dripping down, and by some stroke of weird fortune, its dripping right where my fucking pillow is. Dead center. What are the odds of that? So, rather than climb up on a 45 degree angled roof that is wet with rain, with winds trying to knock me and my ladder down (the ladder did blow down at one point while I was waiting for the rain to abate) I decided to just...move the bed over a few feet! :D Problem solved!

So until I can get up there to patch it, this will have to do.

In other news, I got the mufflers cut off my Lexus SC, and just went with some straight pipes with tips, and mostly it sounds pretty kickass. I did lose some torque, but definitely gained what I lost in whores-power. It's more fun to rev anyway.

I grew my pseudobeard back, so I can legally use the old fetus icon once again. WOOHOO!

I found a store called Barley and Hops out here that sells hard to find beers and other alcohols, and they have Hobgoblin! WOOHOO! So I grabbed up 2 six packs for New Years. That and some Sailor Jerry.

I'm polishing off the last of the sissy Smirnoff Ice that was leftover from AWA. Bout fricking time. I still have 12 bottles of Budweiser to get through after this. I may just drink my ass off the rest of the weekend. It's in the interest of inventory management folks, so how could it be wrong?

*BELCH*

So I just got done "fighting" Lord Baal in Disgaea. I use the term "fighting" loosely. More like stood there and got annihilated.



He's supposed to be level 4000, but I went through the process of making my enemies stronger a bunch of times to get more exp from each kill. Hence, my Baal is level 5600.


And here's what happened next kids!

So last night Barack Obama won the election, or so it appears. Thus ends 8 years of stupidity, arrogance, ineptitude, illiteracy, dictatorship, ignorance, and horrible leadership. 8 years of ignoring the economy, giving tax cuts to the wealthy and ignoring those who really need them to prosper, and pretending to fight terrorism while ignoring the constant terrorism in urban areas that has plagued America for decades. Trillions of dollars wasted on wars that did not accomplish the goal of bringing Osama Bin Laden to justice. Over 4,000 American lives lost, and hundreds of thousands of foreign innocent bystanders killed during our occupations of Iraq and Afghanistan. 8 years of millions of Americans that were too blind to see they voted for the wrong guy...twice. 8 years of incredible growth in profits to all the major oil companies, and yet increasing unemployment and economic turmoil. Enough. It's over.

Now Obama inherits one of the worst economic situations of any president since Ronald Reagan. Let's all wait and see what happens. This one isn't going to be easy to fix. Thank you, George W. Bush, for failing to address the economic problems that led to this disaster, and failing to...well just failing in general. You were probably the worst president this country has ever had.

So Marjoly is officially my bitch.
The second time around, she went down pretty quick.
My Laharl hit her for like 400,000 damage per round, so she was dead in 3 rounds.
Now she's on my team, kickin ass for me, and she also has some badass items in her stash, so I'll be levelling those up soon.

Now...with regards to getting the Hyperdrive...

You have to beat an Item God 2 to get it. The Item God 2's are only in level 100 of Ultimate items. Ultimate items are the top item for that item type. For example: the ultimate type of sword is Yoshitsuna. It's one higher than the Cosmic Blade. Ultimate items are hard to find. I snagged the legendary Arcadia, the ultimate miscellaneous totem of it's type(the Testament and Exodus are the lower types of that kind of totem), that Priere carried, and got to level 100. The Item God 2 kicked my ass all over the map over and over. It was ridiculous. He had 13 million hitpoints! He hit like you would imagine a god would. I guess I have some more levelling and iteming up to do.

Teh Hyperdrive will be mine. Oh yes! It will be mine...

So I faced Marjoly for the first time in Disgaea. The short story is she kicked my ass. Even my dope ass Laharl got pwnd. Priere outlived him, but then she got pwnd too. So now I'm levelling up like crazy getting all my fightars to highar levells. THen I'll PWN HER! OMG SO PWND!

A holy shit is a shit with holes in it.

so...

I had bought this wireless mouse months ago for work, and it turned out to be not that compatible with the setup I had there. SO it's been sitting on my desk for months doing nothing, and my intention had been to use it to replace my aging ms optical, which had seen better days over the past 4 years or so. So I finally hooked up the wireless tonight and sent the old one to the great...whatever...in the sky. The wireless kicks so much ass. WOOT!

I really oughtta change that icon seeing as how I no longer have my pseudobeard.

So...AWA was a BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!

We had so much fun. Our room was freaking luxury awesome. We partied hard every day and night, had lots and lots of LAWLs, and a few LSHISMs and maybe a SOFL or two.

There are some pretty hilarious pics that came out of that weekend.

It was sad when it all ended.

I should have put one of these up earlier but here goes:

I plan on getting to the hotel between 2 and 3 p.m. on Thursday. I'm driving in and I'll be allowing plenty of time for delays and what not, so getting there at that time or earlier should not be a problem. At this point in time, what I understand is that it will be myself, Paul, Liz, and Clay in our room. Paul I know has my number, and I have his (saved under the name Paul Mexico.) Kez, if Clay does not have my number, go ahead and give him that, and shoot me his if you think of it.

So Derek won't be going to AWA this year, and I haven't heard from Billy so I'm guessing he's probably not going to go either. Leaving myself, Kark, Paul and Liz, although I imagine there may be some more cancellations now that the cost per person has gone up to about $100.

Funny how if you add some to awe, it becomes something good. But if you add ful to awe, you have awful, which is bad. But you'd think full of awe would be a good thing right? But I digress.

I felt like posting an update about things I've been doing lately, not that anyone will read this. But...

I saw Batman last weekend, it was fucking awesome. Better than the first one imo. Less cheese, more "destroy the world." R.I.P. Heath Ledger. Your joker was fucking amazing.

I saw Hellboy tonite. It was okay. It's definitely (in hindsight) a wait till video movie. And I liked the first one.

I rented 21 the other day. Having read the book it was based on, I'd have to say I was disappointed in the movie.

I saw a pretty funny indie movie last weekend called Smiley Face. I lshism'd. I cried. Well not really. I did lshism though. Well I didn't actually sm. I did lshi though. Maybe I just lsh. The i doesn't work unless it's followed by a verbs.

I went down to St. Louis a couple weeks ago for work. It was a fun trip. Flew down in the morning, flew back home in the afternoon. Pretty cool stuff. I like Midway airport. St. Louis airport smells funny.

I was over at my friends house today, and said "chewed on my balls" in front of an old lady. I didn't know she was in the next room listening. That was awkward.

I'm eating B&J Turtle Soup ice cream. It's GOOOOOOOD.

Okay so I haven't posted anything here since April. I've been kinda busy. I'll get right to the point though. So I reserved the hotel room at the

Sheraton Suites Galleria Atlanta
2844 Cobb Parkway SE
Atlanta, GA 30339

for Thursday through Monday.  CHANGE OF PLANS:  Thursday thru Sunday, checking out Sunday.  I found out that everyone else is leaving Sunday, so no point in us being there a day extra.  So three nights only. 

I guess it's right across the street from the con or something. So from what I understand the following people will be staying in the room also: Billy, Derek, Kark, Paul, and Liz. I haven't been on AIM in months and I don't know if I will be in the near future or not, so you guys feel free to post here with anything you need to. Should be pretty straightforward though. Should be a fun weekend.

So Otakon 2008 is officially off my calendar, and now I'll be going to AWA in September with kezdispenzer and a bunch of other cool people. So I'm kinda looking forward to it. Should be a blast.

In other news, I am slowly dying. The doctor says I have between 1 and 60 years to live.

RAWR!

Happy Easter COCKFAGS!



http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2232968/7046348&cache=1

http://www.deathclock.com/

I googled 'death' and found this. It's pretty funny.